I stuck my neck out once and got burned. I criticized an American band for their change to more family-friendly music. The burn? The band immediately deleted me from their mailing list. To be blocked or banned in the open and permissive gothic country genre is unheard of. Well, I guess it have to be a first time for everything. I thought that I would be burned again when I received an automized message from Discogs. The reason for my suspicion? I have been ranting about Discogians recently, read more here (opens in an new window). However, I didn't get banned or blocked. Instead, I was granted voting rights at Discogs! According to guideline 20.1.1. "New users cannot vote. The ability to vote is automatically assigned based on your interaction with the site. Generally, you need to log in reasonably regularly, view releases, read the guidelines, comment correctly on others submissions and make good submissions and updates. Basically, you need to be a helpful and positive contributor to the site." Helpful and positive? It seems like the DiscogsBot doesn't crawl through obscure websites with dubious content like mine. I didn't get expelled or warned for violating the Community Guidelines. Instead, I got promoted and moved up a notch on the Discogs ladder. Now I'm standing at the crossroads. Continue to write impertinent blog entries about Discogians or begin to approach other community members with requests like "Please check" in a passive-agressive manner. I think I can do both. 

Murder ballads are a subgenre of the traditional ballad form dealing with a crime or a gruesome death. Their lyrics form a narrative describing the events of a murder, often including the lead-up and/or aftermath. The term refers to the content, and may be applied to traditional ballads, part of oral culture. Murder ballads are gruesome. The actual murders are secondary. Deception, despair, remorse and punishment are of primary interest. Murder ballads comes in the strangest ways. Take the Everly Brothers for example. Two perfect son-in-laws and pretty-boys singing the darkest of murder ballads, "Down in the Willow Garden". The song may have derived from Irish sources from the early 19th century. Unlike other Irish ballads, "Down in the Willow Garden" was initially restricted to the Appalachian region of the United States. The song title and lyrics vary greatly. The murder of Rose Connolly is brutal. Not once, not twice, but thrice. The protagonist poisons her, stabs her, and throws her body into a river. The motive of this awful crime is stated or assumed pregnancy. The murderer's father had promised him to buy his freedom, but now the father must watch his son's execution. The lyrics are written from the point of view of the murderer. The son laments his death. "My father sits at his cabin door / Wiping his tear-dimmed eyes / For his only son soon shall walk / To yonder scaffold high / My race is run, beneath the sun / The scaffold now waits for me / For I did murder that dear little girl / Whose name was Rose Connolly".  The Everly Brothers version of the song is stripped down to the bone. Just two beautiful voices and guitars. Their version was recorded in 1958 and stand the test of time. In fact, it's immortal.   

"Alone in life, alone in death, mourned by no one" ("Ensam i livet, ensam i döden, sörjd av ingen" in Swedish). The epitaph is an appeal of the departed to visitors, who is asked to stop for a moment and read the inscription. The headstone inscription stand out compared with other inscriptions like "A long life well lived", "Always together", "Always loving", "Always loved", "At peace", "At rest" et cetera. You can find the epitaph at Ukna cemetery in Linköping diocese, in the south-east of Sweden. It is written on the headstone of retired primary school teacher Lydia Viktoria Matilda Karlsson who died in 1948. About ten years ago we were visiting friends at their summer house not far from Ukna. One day we went for a drive and our friends showed us the headstone. What does it mean? A bitter comment placing guilt on your fellow human beings or a resignated conclusion that life didn't turned out the way you wanted or expected? And everything in between. Let's deconstruct the inscription. "Alone in life". Lydia grew up with her mother, father, brother and half-siblings. Her father had nine children from a previous marriage (his first wife died in 1880). Lydia was a primary school teacher, teaching 7-8 year old children. She remained unmarried throughout her life and never had any children. "Alone in death". Lydia retired in 1944 and died four years later. The cause of death was cerebral hemorrhage and pneumonia. It's unclear whether she died alone. It was clear from the will that she wanted to be buried in Ukna and the pallbearers were to be found local. "Mourned by no one". It's unclear whether she was mourned or not. Lydia left an estate. There where six beneficiaries (a niece, two half-siblings, and three descendants to deceased half-siblings). The estate consisted of 51 650 SEK (today about 1 082 600 SEK or $106 400) in bank savings, a gold clock, some rings, table silverware, an organ, a radio, a loom and furnitures. The headstone inscription is tragic. The irony in this story is that you lived your life unseen, unnoticed and unconfirmed and then when you're dead - only then - you are seen, noticed and confirmed. Anyway, the headstone inscription qualifies for the list of famous last words.

An album cover is an integral part of a record album. In fact, the artwork can enhance the listening experience. The golden age of album covers was the 1970's. This is particularly true for progressive and hard rock albums. The undisputed master and inspiration for many design artists was Roger Dean. His album covers often featured fantasy landscapes. The list of classic covers is long. To name a few: Bedside Manners Are Extra (Greenslade), Relayer (Yes), Squawk (Budgie), Octopus (Gentle Giant), Osibisa (S/T) and The Magician's Birthday (Uriah Heep). Where there are masters, there are epigones. Robert Liljegren-Jegenstam made this album artwork. I'm not an art critic, but this doesn't stop me for having an opinion. The drawing appears to be heavily influenced by Roger Dean. However, the artwork is clumsy and lacks both originality and quality. The album cover looks more like the habitat of Plupp (opens in a new window), the protagonist of a series of children's books by Swedish author Inga Borg (1925–2017). Plupp is a small figure with blue hair and a red nose, who lives in a goahti by a lake called Blåvattnet ("Blue Waters") somewhere in the far north. Plupp was non-binary and invisible to humans. Plupp also had the ability to communicate with animals. Eske, teske, täää! The Swedish progressive hard rock band Råg i Ryggen was formed in 1971 and their one and only album was released in 1975. They were highly influenced by acts like Uriah Heep and Deep Purple; yet also incorporating musical elements by more sophisticated outfits like Jethro Tull at times (nice blend of flute and Hammond organ). Their song lyrics were in English alternately Swedish. Anyway, it's a great album. But, clearly the design artist in question was neither copying the master or mastering the copy. 

On July 18, 2012 I joined Discogs. The poorly maintained and updated website pop.nu made me do it. I was forced and compelled to future-proof my record collection. Now, it's time to summarize 10 years. But, first some basic facts. Discogs is a website and crowdsourced database of information about audio recordings, including commercial releases, promotional releases, and bootleg or off-label releases. Discogs is a place for perfection and distinction. Every album is to be identified with accuracy (the exact copy). You need BaOI (Barcodes and Other Identifiers), which is a collective name for identifiers. An UPC/EAN code is an unsufficient identifier. The purpose of joining was twofold. Firstly, to buy rare cds. The marketplace is integrated with the database, making it easy for sellers and buyers. Secondly, to keep track of my record collection. I got over 4 000 cds. When you're standing in a thrift store casually browsing through tons of used cds it's good to have acccess to the Discogs app on your smartphone. You might think that all Discogians have joined the community for their love of music. Most of them, but not all. Quite a few doesn't want to play with the tractor that cost top dollars. They are more interested in the box it came in. They are zealous formalists and totally obsessed with structure and order. They are happy when they can send a message that begins with "Please check" and a link to the database guidelines. In this case, guidelines are actual rules (the notorious policy of Hector Barbossa inverted). Some Discogians are engaged in detecting and correcting errors. In most cases they just detect and alert. In other cases, they lecture you in a diminishing way. Anyway, they are an annoying yet influential minority. You're bound to come across some more or less odd behavior when you are a Discogian. Here are some examples. A first example is when I had an album for sale and a guy (it's always a guy) asked a lot of questions (and I mean a lot). Then he declined. Obviously the guy was a talker, not a buyer. A second example is when I was contacted by a guy who wondered if I wanted to sell my rare Woodcat album. Asking for this is a big no-no in the community and can be equated to an unwelcome sexual contact. I must admit that I once stepped over this boundary myself. Desperate times call for desperate measures. A third example is when a guy asked me if I could rip two songs from a Barry White compilation for mastering comparison. What an odd request. A fourth example is when a guy asked me if I could take some pictures of the lyrics from the new Anna Ternheim album. Why me of all users? Am I a magnet for odd requests? My experience is that the majority of the Discogians are knowledgeable, kind and helpful just like most people are. However, you should beware of Discogians with no seller or buyer rating, no collection, no wantlist and no submissions. Idle hands are the devil's playthings.